You're my little dorito
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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