Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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