Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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