I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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