we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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