Will you blow on my dice?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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