i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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