It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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