Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
