How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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