Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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