Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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