I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
my liver is dry heaving
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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