Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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