Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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