For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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