maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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