wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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