He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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