Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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