dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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