the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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