Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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