Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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