Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize