lets start a swedish sibling band together
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
porn star boner night. come get it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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