My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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