Well apparently he's into motor boating.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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