And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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