Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
whose parrot is this?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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