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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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