i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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