maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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