So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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