Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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