What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
They are going to name an STD after you.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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