she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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