we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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