I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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