I'm going to jail i love you
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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