ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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