I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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