he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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