I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
and she was petting her beer can
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
