hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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