And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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