Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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