you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize