I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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