I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize