The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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