Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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