he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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