can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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