i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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