It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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