foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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