in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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