: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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